LOUISVILLE, KY – Police have arrested 49-year-old Laura Reid after she allegedly beat a disabled man with his metal cane because he did not believe in God.
Police say Reid was in the man’s home when she asked if he believed in Santa Claus God. When he replied that he did not, Reid became so angry at his heathen ass that she beat the poor guy with his metal cane until it broke.
Reid remained at the man’s home for three hours after beating God into him, during which time he could not leave due to his disabilities. When she finally left, she reportedly took the guy’s cell phone, keys, cash and a wallet.
After making sure the coast was clear, the man crawled to a nearby gas station for help. He was taken to the hospital where he was treated for a concussion, a broken arm, and injuries associated with getting one’s ass kicked.
Reid was arrested on Tuesday and charged with second degree assault, second degree robbery, and first degree unlawful imprisonment.
The man should count himself as lucky. The last time we reported on a Crazy Christian getting angry over someone’s belief in God, an Atheist was turned into a bullet-ridden shrine and left on a couch to rot.
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